check out this periodic table
I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit
Please tell me the name for the nightvale fandom is the “Listeners”
It is now
say something im giving up on school
protip: if a piece of writing can have the word “gay” featured all by itself but can’t say “bisexual” without adding “lesbian, gay” in front of it it’s probably not worth the time
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny
how game of thrones should end
im pretty sure this is how it will end
always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there
Do you ever have those days where you’re like I really should wash my hair but then you’re just like no
YOU KNOW IN LES MIS WHEN JEAN VALJEAN IS SINGING AND RIPS UP HIS PAROLE PAPERS AND THROWS IT OFF A CLIFF? MY DAD WAS THERE AND CAUGHT A PART OF THE PAPER HUGH FUCKING JACKMAN THREW I NEED HELP BREATHING IM GOING TO CRY
Remus Lupin sitting in a pub and hearing the group beside him talk about Sirius being a murderer.
Professor McGonagall teaching a class when one of her students asks her if she ever taught that murderer Sirius Black.
Moody talking about the war and being asked if while he was training recruits, did he ever meet Sirius the Death Eater
Quotes from the Harry Potter Books [22/50]
THIS BIT IN THE BOOK MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!
"Yeah, it’s what my friends call me."
"I’m well aware of what a nickname is."
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat
gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do
plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view
shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous
Be prepared to participate in no dick decemberbe prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit
I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU