The World According to Myrrh

when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said

your status will be like

going to a concert with friends!!!!!111

and said adult will be like

hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy

That moment when you really need to talk to your friends but it’s Sunday and they’re all at church and will be there for hours.
me: ugh why am i so lonely
friend: hey do u wanna go out tonight
me: no

nanflanagan:

a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet